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In this fast and tense press your luck game, you are a vampire who must eat a well-rounded meal to fart the most succulent fart imaginable. You will be feasting on different people of varying “taste” (number values). At the end of each round, the vampire with the highest value meal wins. That is, if you don’t ruin your night by feeding on the same type of human twice.
Beware, rival vampires are also out to sabotage you. During your night hunt, you may steal other vampire’s meals, block them from hunting, and even end their night completely. Play smart and you’ll be the one to rip the juiciest fart and win. Welcome to Vampire Farts.
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"I played this game with my parents and we all became gross horrible bloodsucking vampires! Enjoy the thrill of devouring innocent victims with your own friends and family!"
PATRICK MCHALE of Over the Garden Wall
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